Warning

Warning by ★ CRYSTΛL ★
Warning, a photo by ★ CRYSTΛL ★ on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
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Bat your eyes girl, be otherworldly.
Count your blessings. Seduce a stranger.
What’s so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness. (yeah)
Over and over and over and over and ooh…

She woke in the morning.
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a Warning:
"Don’t ever let life pass you by!"

I suggest we learn to love
ourselves before it’s made illegal.
When will we learn? (When will we learn?)
When will we change? (When will we change?)
Just in time to see it all come down.
Those left standing will make millions
writing books on the way it should have been.

When she woke in the morning,
she knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a Warning (Warning):
"Don’t ever let life pass you by!"

Floating in this cosmic jacuzzi,

we are like frogs oblivious
to the water starting to boil.
No one flinches. We all float face down.

She woke in the morning.
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a Warning,
"Don’t ever let life pass you by…
pass you by…"

Intelligent, classy, well-educated woman who says “fuck” a lot

Karma T-Girl’s comment on my previous flickr account… hilarious =)

“what the fuck did you fucking expect from these fucking flicker folks? Were you expecting to get the fucking Nobel Prize or some other fucking award? If more fucking flicker fuckers can’t add a fucking comment on such a fucking awesome image, I say fuck ’em (and the fucking horse they fucking rode in on). What the fuck do they know about fucking art? They wouldn’t know a fucking award-winning image if it fucking crawled up their fucking underwear and bit the living fuck out of them. What the fuck is this fucking flickr community coming to?”

The Naked Truth II

The Naked Truth II by ★ CЯYSTΛL ★
The Naked Truth II, a photo by ★ CЯYSTΛL ★ on Flickr.

I wasn’t satisfied with the first version of “The naked truth” so I decided to do it again. What do you think?

Nagoy devotchka

Nagoy devotchka by ★ CЯYSTΛL ★
Nagoy devotchka, a photo by ★ CЯYSTΛL ★ on Flickr.

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